Overheard in the office:
First Person: Did you hear about that body they found in that hotel in town?
Second Person: Naw.
First Person: They found this body in wannae the rooms in the ### Hotel, had been there fur days.
Second Person: What the fuck? How did naebody find it before then?
First Person: Dirty bastards never clean the rooms that's why. D'ye know how they punished the hotel owners?
Second Person: Naw.
First Person: Took away its drinks licence!
Second Person: What the hell? Why, did the guy die of alcohol poisoning or something?
First Person: Naw, I 'hink it wuz just natural causes.
Third Person (Overhearing the conversation): I thought it was a heroin overdose actually.
First Person: Aye, well in Glasgow, a heroin overdose is natural causes.
Ahh, good to see the black humour hasn't died yet...
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